Question: My Butt Crack is Way too Long!?
okay so i have a very very very very long butt crack. a little too long for my taste. it goes almost to the middle of my back! (about 8 inches away) its really uncomfortable to always have to pull up my jeans or get them a size or two larger so it'll cover everything. my main question is do you think i can get surgery to close it a little? i mean my actual anus does not start for ways more below but i guess the surgery would be cosmetic.
help?
anyone else have an oddly long butt crack?
suggestions?
Liposuction of the buttox tissue? I mean.. Im sorry, I cant really help you - But that is a suggestion, or do some butt exocises. Maybe your butt is to big?
I'm assuming that someone somewhere probably has come up with surgery for this.. EVERYONE in my husband's family (including our 1 year old daughter who's butt crack shows above her diaper) has the same problem. We were talking about this the other day. Like I said though, I'm sure that if it bothers you that much, there's a doctor somewhere who could fix it. Goggle it- ya never know. :) Just thought I'd let you know you're not alone.
I bet it looks beautiful but can't tell without a picture...but I don't need one anyway!
Why u r so worry about this??? Be happy for which God has given you...!!!! If I would be your bf I always love your that one ;)
Me too, wtf!
I don't think there's any kind of surgery, and that would be a strange type of surgery. But if you're really interested, if you talked to a plastic surgeon I'm sure they could do it. There's surgery for everything nowadays.
It sucks because the only jeans they sell are extremely low cut - and I can't even sit down in them without using a sweatshirt or something to cover it!
I laugh at it myself, I always remember this skit on SNL about "coin slot". Hilarious.
For now, the only solutions I have for you are pray for the day low cut jeans go out of style, and wear long shirts! They have some cute long shirts lately.
help?
anyone else have an oddly long butt crack?
suggestions?
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Liposuction of the buttox tissue? I mean.. Im sorry, I cant really help you - But that is a suggestion, or do some butt exocises. Maybe your butt is to big?
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I'm assuming that someone somewhere probably has come up with surgery for this.. EVERYONE in my husband's family (including our 1 year old daughter who's butt crack shows above her diaper) has the same problem. We were talking about this the other day. Like I said though, I'm sure that if it bothers you that much, there's a doctor somewhere who could fix it. Goggle it- ya never know. :) Just thought I'd let you know you're not alone.
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I bet it looks beautiful but can't tell without a picture...but I don't need one anyway!
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Why u r so worry about this??? Be happy for which God has given you...!!!! If I would be your bf I always love your that one ;)
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Me too, wtf!
I don't think there's any kind of surgery, and that would be a strange type of surgery. But if you're really interested, if you talked to a plastic surgeon I'm sure they could do it. There's surgery for everything nowadays.
It sucks because the only jeans they sell are extremely low cut - and I can't even sit down in them without using a sweatshirt or something to cover it!
I laugh at it myself, I always remember this skit on SNL about "coin slot". Hilarious.
For now, the only solutions I have for you are pray for the day low cut jeans go out of style, and wear long shirts! They have some cute long shirts lately.